Girl Who Spent Summer Masturbating Out of Boredom Can't Wait to Masturbate to Relieve Stress

While most Penn students spent their summers at world-class internships or lamenting the fact that they didn’t get one, college sophomore Rissy Clitto, Jr. had different plans. Clitto apparently spent the “vast majority of the summer masturbating in her room, only ever coming out to eat and go to the bathroom,” her mother, Rissy Clitto, Sr. stated in an interview.

Although the younger Clitto’s behavior might be concerning to many outsiders, she had reportedly posted openly about her summer routine on her Instagram, Snapchat, and even Facebook stories. 

At one point, she even posted a YouTube “haul” of new sex toys she had purchased. The video, since deleted because it contained an explicit, 15-minute “toy review” session, has since been uploaded to PornHub.

Clitto is “excited to be back at Penn” because she missed “masturbating to procrastinate” instead of out of boredom. Though she doesn’t take part in any clubs at Penn, her favorite past time is discovering new places to masturbate at Penn.

“She like, literally doesn’t stop masturbating, ever,” her roommate reported to UTB. “You know how people occasionally get sexiled? She literally kicks me out eight times a day to flick the bean. Like, I don’t know what I did in a past life to deserve this type of punishment, but if there’s a God out there, He’ll help my roommate stop masturbating.”