Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?

Curled up in your favorite blanket with all the lights off and Netflix on at full blast, you are spared the pain of your existence for a fleeting moment. But then your stomach rumbles and ruins all of that. It's been two and a half hours — where the fuck is that GoPuff delivery you ordered?

1. Wait out the order
2. Cancel it and go to Wawa instead