Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?

With Mindy you roll up to the Yo Kappa Kappa party looking like hell on wheels, and all of the boys are trying to catch a look at you. Or maybe they’re just staring at the giant rip down the back of your pant leg that you won’t discover until much, much later.

At any rate, your confidence is peaking, and your moderate-to-severe self-esteem issues disappear beneath the massive buzz you got by taking three shots in a row. 

Suddenly, across the room you spot Mindy who’s getting busy against the wall with a mysterious stranger. What do you do?

1. Steal Mindy’s man
2. Get another drink