You're a Mean One, Mr. CITsender

You're a mean one, Mr. CITsender

You really are a freak

You're as slimy as snake, I see your name and shriek, Mr. CITsender

You’re nine letters that make me feel so meek! 

You're a monster, Mr. CITsender 

You have no heart or soul 

You ruin my vacation, wish you’d dive into a hole, Mr. CITsender

I’d rather get my stockings stuffed with coal!

You're a vile one, Mr. CITsender

You give me such anxiety  

You make Christmas such a nightmare when my present is a C, Mr. CITsender

I’d rather never know my grades than get another email from you! 

You're a foul one, Mr. CITsender

Literally everyone hates you

Students curse your name in anger, and professors are there too, Mr. CITsender 

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"What, The, Fuck!"