"Yo what it is fam, tryna bool doe homie?" Says White Boy from Greenwich

The following is an unedited transcript between junior Jake Roth and his friend and fraternity brother Jeremiah Porter.

Jake: You what it is fam, tryna bool doe homie?

Jeremiah: Hey man, yeah, let’s hang out.

Jake: Word up, son. Finna hit Potty at nine oh deuce.

Jeremiah: Do you mean 9:02? That works for me. Also, you really don’t have to talk like that.

Jake: Chill, fool. I be trapping hard in my local JCC.

Jeremiah: You sold weed once to Henry Rosenbaum. And it wasn’t even weed, it was a leaf from a Japanese Maple tree. 

Jake: Whatever fam. It be like it is cause I do what I be, player.