Oh No: Timothee Chalamet Spotted Loitering in the Peach Aisle of FroGro Again
Photos (with edits by Lea Eisenstein) by Kate Ter Haar / CC BY 2.0, Elena Ringo / CC BY 4.0, and Kira Simon-Kennedy / The Daily Pennsylvanian
February 27, 2019 at 4:12 am
Shoppers beware: Academy Award-nominated actor Timothée Chalamet is loitering in the produce section of the Fresh Grocer suspiciously close to the peaches once again.
Penn Police received several phone calls this afternoon complaining about Chalamet's innapropriate conduct in the grocery store. Witnesses say they saw him skulking near the stone fruits – which are currently not even in season – wearing dark sunglasses and a hoodie as he impishly licked his lips.
Reports indicate that this is the fourth time this month that the Call Me By Your Name and Beautiful Boy star has been caught mischievously sauntering through the aisles of FroGro, lingering for particularly long periods of time around the peach crates. In past incidents, shoppers were appalled to see the young heartthrob running his fingers languidly over the fruity flesh, murmuring in Italian and becoming visibly aroused.
Penn's Department of Public Safety urges FroGro patrons to be on high alert as they shop for seasonal fruits, and to file a report if they see Timothée Chalamet behaving in a suspicious manner again.