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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?

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Jessica scoffs. “Fuck off.” She waves her hand in the air to shoo you away.

Your ecstasy-dazed self can’t control its excitement and thrill. “That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me!,” you gush. You get down on your knees and grab Jessica by the legs. “Jessica, I’m so glad that we met. I’m so happy that you love me and that I love and that the whole world loves itself.” You look up at Jessica’s disgusted, slightly concerned face as fat, happy tears swell in your eyes. 

Jessica purses her lips, as if considering your words. Then she winds up, and, with a mighty smack!, she fivestars your face. You lie on the ground, stunned. Brad and Jessica leave you there at the mercy of the elements. Later that night, while you’re staring at the blank white wall of your hospital room, Brad and Jessica make sweet, passionate love. Ouch.

Uh oh! Brad Fucked Your Girlfriend at Fling!

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