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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?

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When you get back to Jeff and Brad’s shared apartment, you’re a little confused. “Wait,” you say, “there isn’t a TV anywhere in here. How’re we going to watch a documentary without a TV?” Brad smiles and takes you by the hand. Jessica and Jeff follow. Brad leads you into his bedroom and gestures at his bed and a camera in the corner. “Uhhh, yeah, I didn’t mention this, but I thought that we could maybe make a documentary instead.” Brad lifts an eyebrow at you.

“Ohhhhh,” you say. “I think I get it now.” 

The four of you don’t sleep for the rest of the night. Afterwards, you check the camera. The four of you created five and a half hours of raw footage. What a productive night!

Congratulations! At Fling, you fucked Brad, your girlfriend, AND Jeff from writing sem!

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