Survey: Help Us Improve the Penn Experience

Dear Devoted Reader,

UTB needs your help to assess the experience of Penn students as we continue to provide quality, award-winning content. Your response to the Penn Individual Student Survey (PISS) will help us to further enhance the general vibes on campus. Please complete your PISS by clicking on this link.

If you don’t respond, expect a follow-up email to be sent to your inbox every single day until you finish your PISS. This is definitely not a thinly-veiled threat.

Sincerely,

Ian

(Subordinate to the) UTB President