Quiz: What Does the FMC on FMC Tower Really Stand For?

In a developing story, Under The Button staffers have discovered not a single person in the Penn Bubble knows what FMC stands for. As a result, Provost Wendell Pritchett has decided to officially rename the building, but he needs your help to decide. Here are the front runners (please note that the building must be renamed to one of these and write-ins are not allowed):

Fascist Money Corporation

Fearing My Creator

Floppy Mop Consultants

Forbidden Moose Celebration

Feline Motel Crawl

Free My Children

Futile Microphone Class

Feeling Mighty Crusty

Five-alarm Meaty Chili

Finance Management Consulting 

Forever Missing California 

Fuck McKinsey & Co.

Fat Meaty Claws

Free Market Capitalism

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