OP-ED: But Where Are the Halal GALS?

It's been a month since The Halal Guys opened a franchise in University City, and, so far, the business seems to be a booming success. However, like ivy growing up a fence, the Halal Guys cling to oppressive infrastructure to grow upward. In this case, that infrastructure is the patriarchy.

Over the past few years, society has finally seen some developments. At last, there are Doritos, pens, and razors made for women. Isn't it time for The Halal GALS to exist? 

Is it too much to ask for smaller gyros to fit my dainty, feminine mouth?