Residential Services Tries to Sublet Entire Quad for Summer
May 3, 2019 at 2:15 pm
Summer Sublet: Literally the whole Quad
$10.99
19104
Looking to sublet a spacious, castle-like structure with definitely, at least, some bedrooms from late May — very early August.
PERKS:
- Completely furnished (unless other people have swapped the furniture)
- High tech security that prevents you from peeing without a Penn Card
- WiFi (when you stand on the bed with your laptop exactly 3.6 cm from the wall)
- Some of the walls are green, if that’s your color
- Carpets that match the Rec. room in your uncle’s house from 1989.
- Consistent furry companionship
DM if you’re interested or have any questions