Peanut? Pee? Nut? Penn Researchers Discuss God-Given Proof That Pee is Stored in the Balls
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June 30, 2019 at 8:13 pm
Dear whoever clicked on this article,
Hey. It’s me, Eleanor. I am gathered here today with all your dear friends at Under The Button Dot Com. I regret to inform you that this article is an intervention. Whoever sent you this is trying to help you. We are trying to help you.
It started as a one-time thing. One little Google search in 2014. “Pee is stored in the balls.” That was many years ago, my friend. We never thought it would come to this. Maybe you shared an image with a friend. Maybe you started saving the pictures to your phone. But then it got worse. The pictures turned to whispers. The whispers turned to shouts in a Denny’s at 1:30 am. “PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS.” And now? We're not sure what you really believe. We’re not sure if you’re too far gone, but we are willing to help you if you’re willing to help yourself.
The worst disease of 2014 was supposed to be Ebola, but you truly sicken us all with your poor taste in memes. It is time to change.
Love,
Your concerned friends and family