OP-ED: Someone Answer My Piazza Question Before I Fucking Lose It

30 seconds ago, I posted, “Does anyone know how to submit this homework? There doesn’t seem to be a listing for it on the site,” and nobody’s responded yet. I’m not sure if it’s the TAs are ignoring me because they’re jealous of how pretty I am or if I’m supposed to take this as a hint to drop this class, but I’m about to literally lose my mind. 

You know what: I’m going to ‘good question’ my question just to make sure everyone sees it. Now I’m sure I’ll get an answer within the next 10 to 15 seconds.

Okay you guys, now it’s been at least 45 seconds. I’m going to comment, “can someone please for the love of god just answer this please? My parents are both on their deathbeds, as is my grandmother, and I’d appreciate some common courtesy please.” My family is all totally fine. I just need a response ASAP.

Okay I’m just going to go take a scalding hot bath and pop an Ambien and lie down and check Piazza again in like five minutes. Hopefully by then someone will give me the time of day.