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Have You Seen My Engineering Friend?

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OPINION | James Blume Sunday, Oct. 20, 2019Sun, Oct 20, 2019

Can anyone help me find my engineering friend? We first met at NSO, and I haven’t been able to find her since. Please help. She is about average height and easily recognizable by her Penn sweatshirt and Penn Engineering T-shirt. 

Other key features include not having enough time to sleep (in order to have more time to complain about being tired), a Wix sticker on her laptop, and really bloodshot eyes for some reason. She can also be found asking what math class you’re taking — only to flash a patronizing smile when you answer.

If anyone spots her, please let me know.