YouTube Commenter Can’t Decide If He Wants to Be Racist or Nostalgic Today

On Tuesday night, Youtube commenter YungWiz69 sat listlessly at his computer and tried to think of what to comment on Katy Perry’s official music video for 2010 hit “Firework". How did he feel? Like a plastic bag. 

“I just couldn’t decide,” YungWiz69 later told UTB. “Did I want to write ‘like this comment if you’re still listening to this in 2019!!’ or did I want to say ‘the worst part of this video is the gays.’ How do I choose!”

On the one hand, YungWiz69 was brought back to a blissful state of youthful nostalgia when he heard the 2010 classic. The song made him harken back to a simpler time before life became so difficult and complicated. But why was his life so difficult and complicated? Could it be because the Jewish-owned media was forcing diversity down our throats?

“That’s it!” YungWiz69 exclaimed. “I decided then that I would expose once-and-for-all the Jewish conspiracy behind Katy Perry and her management.”

But then YungWiz69 heard the anthemic chorus "BABY YOU’RE A FIIIIIIREWORK" and remembered bus rides to camp with Robby and Patrick and talking nervously to his crush Jessica. YungWiz69 was so conflicted. Did he want to leave a teary-face emoji and write "Still listening in Oct 2019" or did he want to switch to his Donald J. Trump parody account and write "One like=one piece of the wall"?

Ultimately, YungWiz69 settled on a compromise, channeling both his sexism and the nostalgic writing style of his ten-year-old self by commenting ‘haha katy perry boobz.’