OP-ED: My Girlfriend Broke up With Me, Does Anyone Want to Buy the Lingerie I Got Her for Valentine's Day?

Listing: white Adore Me corset; size small. 

Paid: $40 

Selling for $20.

What a steal, right! Right? Please tell me this is right. Please. Someone hold me. It's so hard sleeping alone. No one ever tells you that — the sleeping alone thing. This all feels so wrong. Just tell me that it's right and that it's all for the best. I miss you, Jessica. Please come back to me – I don't need the $20. Just come back.

EDIT: Now selling for $10! What a steal, right!