Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Resist Your Cousin’s Sexual Advances in Quarantine?

… wait a minute. 

You’re… you’re not going to actually kiss your cousin, right? Because that’s lowkey incest, right? And incest… incest is bad, right? And you’re a good person who doesn’t do bad things. Like incest. And kissing your cousin. Even contemplating having sex with your cousin, no matter how objectively attractive they are, does NOT make it ok. Ok? I’m asking you to stop right now. Close out of this tab. Immediately. Choose different options. Anything. I’m begging you. Don’t fuck your cousin. Please?

I want to fuck my cousin. You can’t stop me.