BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Being a Fucking Jackass Hypocrite Baboon

Mitch McConnell being a fucking jackass hypocrite baboon fat fucking despicable elephant pig oink oink shit bat irresponsible ignoble evil selfish corrupt near-sighted buffoon pig dog hound stupid self-centered two-faced sordid insult to all turtles corporate slave rascal anti-democracy cross-eyed slow-witted turtle bastard fuck ignorant daft non-sensical base unprincipled shameful harebrained Russian-puppeted cuckoo inept chicken cultish head down in the pig bin sayin keep on digging pig stain on your fat chin disloyal reckless trash wild Benedict Arnold идиот negligent immature ruffian abject jolthead phoney devilish ogre-skinned low-life rankest compound of villainous smell scaled-skinned  that ever offended the nostril pretends-to-know-Jesus unconstitutional crook actor charlatan wrinkle-free brain fraud cheat power-hungry snort snort excrement lusting-for-power reprehensible tight-lipped malingerer traitor lunatic silly churlish non-example infamous charade batty scum inhumane canker blossom of slimey puss and stink cow piss and shit sick to the sight jello-brain poisonous bunch-backed toad faithless hopeless dumb-monger goatish deformity of upside-down broken inverted nonexistent logic with strawberry ice cream innards idle-headed onion eyed window licker of the rankest ancient spoiled goat yogurt weedy cold-footed warped buttock pigeon-necked barnacle boomer too evil even for Hell coward dishonorable wrong discreditable henchman misunderstanding blind peasant beast of horns in the wrong places pox-marked venomous callous swamp monster lumpish haggard reeling flap mouthed miscreant rotten zealous radiator of broken glass mewling fat-kidneyed giglet.