Choose Your Own Adventure: Can You Make it to the Band Room with Enough Time Left To Cry and Listen to ‘How to Save A Life’ by The Fray?

You drop to the floor, and deftly navigate through Thad's chiseled legs. You hop back onto your feet, and begin running down the hallway. You are so close to hearing Isaac Slade's angelic crooning in your head set, and not a moment too late!

"Where do you think you're going, you dorky Lilliputian?" Thad booms, flexing all of his godly limbs simultaneously and beginning to give chase.

Oh no! What do you do to get Thad off your trail?

Toss a Bakugan at him.

Throw some meatloaf at him.