Choose Your Own Adventure: Can You Make it to the Band Room with Enough Time Left To Cry and Listen to ‘How to Save A Life’ by The Fray?

Ah, the band room! A paradise for total losers, utter rejects, and extremely talented musicians. It's an arcane place where people like Thad have no power. In fact, if you can do more than 10 push-ups in a row, they won't even let you inside.

You breathe a sigh of relief, but quickly come to your senses after you feel a lone tear begin to roll down your cheek. "Uh oh," you think to yourself. "All of the emotional trauma's starting to kick in."

Queueing up the fourth best-selling rock song in history on your iPod Nano, you head toward practice room number nine to cry your sorrows away.

Walk to practice room #9.