Get Fucked, Idiots! The P Stands for Penis
December 9, 2020 at 12:01 pm
Dear Juniors,
This is your Class Board President, Bam Btrickberger (C’ 22), reporting for booty.
I’m coming to y’all live to say SUCK IT!
All you sad, pathetic shits that bought P Sweaters hoping to relive for eternity the only four good years of your life are in for a rude awakening.
Class Board 2022 has been searching for ways to meaningfully bond without on-campus experiences. Nothing brings people together like making everyone look like massive fucking idiots!!
That’s right ya bloody whores! This year the P in the sweatshirts doesn’t stand for Penn. It stands for PENIS!!
Now every time you rep the Red and Blue, you’re actually repping some collegiate chode!
All your home friends are going to be like: “Why are you wearing a big ole dick sweatshirt, Jennifer??”
YEAH JENNIFER! WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BIG OLE DICK SWEATSHIRT?
April Fools came early this year, bitches.
So buy your Pennis Sweaters today! Click here for the link.