Hurrah, Hurrah! PennOpen Pass Red and Blue

Wow, interesting! Chloe Clark’s (C ‘22) PennOpen Pass is a wondrous mashup of cherry red and oceanic blue. So chic, and totally showing off school spirit to boot!

What’s the dealio, Chloe? You don’t just have something like this happen through pure chance. So what's your secret?

Party with any… Quakers lately? I mean, that would explain it. After all, Quakers are universally known for their reckless abandon and near-constant inebriation. Or maybe, you just love your school. You love your school so much, the devotion has leaped from your hands, pierced the fourth wall, and drizzled all over the decidedly clinical browser window where it now resides.

Leges sine moribus vanae, Chloe. Does that ring a bell? It should, taking into account the hues currently spattered across the face of your steadfast digital companion. You would marry your school if you had the chance.

Those colors can only mean one thing: Chloe, you are seriously infatuated with the Big P. You simply can’t get enough, and that’s okay. It’s a free country, and your PennOpen Pass can be any color you want it to be.

What’s next? Are you going to gather all ye loyal classmen now, in hall and campus through? Perhaps… do you wish to lift up your hearts and voices for the royal red and blue? You don’t? Oh well, just a shot in the dark.

Seriously, though. You should get that pass checked out. Having such a pronounced addiction to dolphins and Ben Franklin can’t be good for your sanity.