UPenn Alert: One Person Voluntarily Releases Their Belongings to Another (Unarmed Robbery)

Last Friday night as you stumbled back from your COVID-safe hangout with all forty of your closest besties - it happened. A stranger approached you for your wallet and you – being the little bitch you are – gave it to them.

There was no weapon involved in this “robbery”. Someone simply asked you for your things and you just… handed everything away? And now you want the university to send out a little alert? Grow the fuck up. Smoke a cigarette. Like… just get over it.

What you’re describing really just sounds like a voluntary release of your belongings to another person. This “robber” didn’t have a gun? Not even a knife? How the hell did they leave with your bag? You really need to look inward.