Zoom Releases “Anti Pin,” to Hide the Ugly Motherfucker With Their Camera on in Lecture

Zoom has finally released the one feature we have all been dying for, “Anti-Pin.” For some reason, it always seems like the one stuck up bitch you hate is the only person in your class with their camera on. You get to watch them basically the whole class with no way to hide them from your screen. Some have gotten so desperate they have to use a post it note to cover the ugliness up. Does the bitch keep their camera on just to ruin your day? 

Thank god Zoom has finally accommodated its users by letting us hide the bitch once and for all. In extreme cases, you can even silence their audio. They never have anything important to say in discussion anyway, they just seem to spew enough idiocy to drone on for 4.5 minutes. Do you have a full class of ugly freaks? Fuck them, hide them all! Forget the losers, we have no time for them in 2021.

Some are concerned that Anti-Pin seems a little petty, but I would argue it is the last saving grace holding my sanity together. This feature finally gives people the relief they so desperately need. Times are hard enough without having to look at Jessica for an hour.