Attention Whore? This Girl Walks on Locust
October 21, 2021 at 1:57 pm
Needy alert! Jessica Grant (C’24) was just spotted walking on Locust Walk this afternoon in an act of true desperation.
As of 3:12 PM, Grant was seen exiting the Van Pelt Library and heading to Steinberg-Dietrich Hall for her class at 3:15 PM. Shockingly, she decided to take Locust Walk, the popular pedestrian pathway located in the center of Penn’s campus known for the visibility it affords its patrons. During her 90-second stroll, she waved to six acquaintances, had an elongated chat with a friend from freshman year, and was seen by half of the undergraduate population at the University of Pennsylvania.
We hope Grant has received that which she wishes for. A bit lowly, dishonorable, and unseemly, but to each their own.