OP-ED: Don’t You Think Homosexuals Are Just Narcissistic?

Look, I don’t have a problem with gay people. 

I think they are beautiful, strong, handsome, sexy, commanding, strong individuals who know what they want and go out and get it. I would love to have the opportunity to date some of them, one day, just to try it. But every now and again I question their leanings.

I understand that we can’t control what we like. 

For example, I love a good, firm, whole MILF. A real woman. One who knows what she’s doing. One whose arms both say I will bake you cookies my sweet prince and also I’ll slap you if you ask for them too much you pathetic child. But that’s just me. 

Love is love. And I love saying it. Yet what I think the gays love saying too much is that they need to love themselves. And that’s weird because they’re so accepted nowadays.

What I’m trying to say is that there are people who want to date them. And rather than sharing them around for other gays and those who just want a good time, they choose to just date the ones who look the most like themselves.

First there was Ellen and Portia. Then Lance Bass and whoever he’s shagging. Then NPH and his hubby. All these twin boyfriends and girlfriends in their chosen families are just plain incestuous. For me, that would be like me making out with Timothee or Chris Hemsworth or something. Looking in the mirror!

And so there’s only one conclusion: don’t you think homosexuals are just narcissistic?