Self-Help: Help Yourself to Another Brownie :)

In the harsh, perpetually spinning hamster wheel that is our modern life, it is important for each and every one of us to remember to slow down and engage in self-help from time to time. Doing so can be life-changing; self-help is an intrinsically introspective process that will allow you to discover new things about yourself — new powers that you have yet to harness.

Beginning your self-help journey is simple: just go ahead and help yourself to one of those delicious brownies on the counter :) yeah, mmmm… melts right in the mouth, isn’t that good? :) the perfect amount of flakiness and gooiness, oh sweet Lord :) okay, now help yourself to another one :) :) Baby Jesus, that’s the ticket :) yummm :) :) keep helping yourself :) :) :) :) :) don’t stop, baby :) forget about your abusive family and passionless relationship :) :) ohh, did that one have fudge inside??? :) :) :) Hell YEAH! :) :) :) :) :) man, why didn’t you do self-help earlier? :) :) :) this is a-w-e-s-o-m-e :) :) :) :) :) :) okay, another one :) :) ohhh :) :) :) :) yeah, oh yeah, this is heaven :) don’t stop me now :) I’m having a good time, having a good time :) :) :) sheeeeesh, did they put crack in these things or something :) :) :) :) :) :) :) oh shoot, haha :) maybe they did Ahahahaha :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) oh, another brownie? Don’t mind if I do, mademoiselle :) :) Holy Guac of Saint Peter I’ve never felt more fulfilled in my life :) :) :) :) this stuff works, man :) I LOVE SELF-HELP :) :) God, I love helping myself :) y-yeah :) oh, yeah…

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