Marry Me? I Love the Way You Say Words You Don’t Know How To Pronounce At Three Times Normal Speed
October 31, 2023 at 3:18 pm
Everyone has something that gets them going. Some self-infatuated stars have themselves as their wallpapers. Others Depop underwear. I know a fair share of accepting, worldly individuals who love to hear their partner speak their native tongue (for the most part, it’s a language from a distant land across the pond). I, on the other hand, ADORE, J’ADORE, anyone. I mean it, anyone. Who. Slurs. A. Word. When. They. Don’t. Know. How. To. Pronounce. It.
You like hearing your name in bed? I like hearing my last name. “OR-L.”
Yes, oral sounds good to me!
You had a meet-cute in class? I couldn’t get over the TA panicking at all the N names. “NW-N.”
My only love sprung from my only hate,
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
Prodigious birth of love is it to me
That I must love a loathed enemy.
Oh you mean, “PR-DUS.” Yes, Romeo, yes.
Baby, I am SO down for dinner at “A-B-S-N-A.”
Truthfully, a fast-talker is a sweet-talker to me. Don’t mince words, butcher them. The next time someone you receive some adulation. Return it with your own “OB-C-Q-U-S FLATRY.”