Breaking! I Went to the New Ellie and Mason House Opening on Penn’s Frat Row With What I Do ?

This is going to sound insane but the other day I was walking down the street and someone called out and said “mama, a girl behind you,” and I was like wtf is this bitch talking about so I turned around and what I DO was standing behind me like “you have to come to the Ellie and Mason HOUSE opening on Penn’s frat row” and I was like “oh no no no, do not even think about trying to get me to the new Ellie and Mason HOUSE opening on Penn’s frat row,” but then Charli XCX came out riding in some weirdly attractive convertible yelling “brat summer is over christian girl fall is coming, brat summer is over christian girl fall is coming,” Like are you /srs? So I ran into the Ellie and Mason HOUSE opening on Penn’s frat row to try and find help but all I came across was what resembled what I imagined the scene of the Five Knights who were at Freddy's (idk I didn’t see the movie) – the back rooms with a large wooden table in the center and five brothers of the new Ellie and Mason House opening on Penn’s frat row saying sausage and keeping it going. Why are more and more of the Lord's Men getting into Aegyo?? Fierce is fierce, I guess.

I realized the head of the table sat Donatella VERSACE ; “do you need anything?” she asked, “no, I’m good. I don’t need anything,” I say back. She laughed, “you idiot, of course you need something. To need nothing is to know contentment.” Suddenly I was in a I-just-did-a-popper-at-a-Troy-Sivan-meet-and-greet kind of trance and the tension in the room felt like when that one DJ was playing that one Nicki Minaj song with Natilie Nunn’s name and Natitlie Nunn started to mouth the “even if my name was Natalie Nunn…” verse but then the DJ turned off the music. In other words, it was a lot. I was confused at what was happening and then what I DO . She was pissed. “Bitch, these two girl are outside trying to get tickets for the first party at the Ellie and Mason House opening on Penn’s frat row but I told them there are none left, then she was trying to tell me “oh, I’m finna be in the pit,”' but at this point it was just all starting to become a little too much for me. “I need to go,” I interrupted. “There it is,” Donatella reacted back. I left.

By the time I got home, I remembered about the lisp that I’ve had for 22 years and how evertimes I said Mason, I was saying “Mathon”. I was devastated. “Mason,” I said. “Mason, Mason, Mason, Mason!” I had no lisp! When I finally was over my excitement I realized that What I DO was sitting in my room. “Where did my lisp go?” I asked. “Well who do you think gave you your new tongue!” she replied. “I’m so ex-th-ited to be a profe-th-or again at the Univer-th-ity of Penn-th-ylvania!” cried Amy Guttman. “I’m so (normal pronunciation of s) excited to have you back to former president professor Amy Guttman! How did you get her here What I DO?” “It’s What I DO.”