Magic Bush Found at Magic Gardens
Have you ever seen a bush? A full fledged, magical, flourishing bush. Well, I have. And I saw it at Magic Gardens.
Have you ever seen a bush? A full fledged, magical, flourishing bush. Well, I have. And I saw it at Magic Gardens.
The neighborhood legend is making his big-stage debut April 17th at Penn Park.
Have you ever seen a bush? A full fledged, magical, flourishing bush. Well, I have. And I saw it at Magic Gardens.
Protests are expected at the Spring Fling celebration where Rida intends to make his statement. Needless to say, it will be ‘Going Down for Real’ this Saturday.
The neighborhood legend is making his big-stage debut April 17th at Penn Park.
(they all told me).
Truth is, I felt so odd rolling. Even greater truth is that rolling is the worst style of dancing, and meth is funner anyway.
The leadership change comes after weeks of deadly United States strikes on Iranian leadership.
As the witches walk through the rain, the water will seep into the soles of their suede ballet flats — only after ruining the softness of the material forever.
I expected to sit down for a sober cup of coffee at 3 p.m. EST, but the combination of daylight savings and my being accustomed to Iran Standard Time (I’m an empath) led me to lose track and start slamming back Cutwaters at noon.
Listen as Harsh and Alex struggle to understand the deeper meanings of this novella about a group of prepubescent British boys who are stranded on an uninhabited island.
Today was the worst day that I’ve ever had in my entire career at Penn.
You already gave your kid weed and shrooms, might as well fully commit and make your child the coolest kid on the block.
“You’re up 34% from last week, for an average of six hours and 14 minutes.”
I’m finally saying it: all you bitches suck. Respectfully. After years of observation. In a way that changes nothing.
Upon reflection, I’m not actually that mad about the whole roofie situation — I’ve always wanted a chance to see Eastern Europe. However I have developed a nasty biting habit since then. My boyfriend doesn’t seem to mind, though! He freaky like that.
The Department of State announced late last Wednesday that it would contract with the Alpha Phi International Women’s Fraternity, Eta Iota Chapter to provide intelligence on the rapidly evolving situation in Iran.
Undergraduate students enrolled in the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania will be exempt from service.
President Trump, please send me to the front lines. If you don’t, I might have to work in consulting.
While not a novel idea, only a handful of past presidents have attempted to try this: On Tuesday, the Department of War announced an unlimited number of spots for willing participants in the Middle East “Freedom from Life” operation.
The break was so restful and amazing. At present, I can only wear red and green and there are some parts of Philly, that I should not have gone to before, and I simply cannot go to now!
Danya Dzebissov, a junior pursuing a mathematics degree within the College of Arts and Sciences, has recently distinguished himself in a field his professors have yet to formally recognize: reel analysis.