As usual, economists point out that it is the American consumer–not the PPE major from Zurich–who bears the burden of these policies: tickets to Castle’s Magic Gardens will now include an added “tariff fee."

Students interested in the program are encouraged to reach out to their advisors with any questions. Applications for the spring cohort, which will be led by famous Spokane resident and critical race theory professor Rachel Dolezal, open on September 17th and close on September 17th. 

While you were sitting in a cubicle this summer, so was I. One fatal difference: I was eating a caprese sandwich.

I scurry out, alongside two rats. 

Make sure your coffee-chatter doesn't immediately regret meeting you.

Why the fuck were your overhead lights on? 

Alison DiLaurentis - "She's gone but she's everywhere"

Hope is not lost for you yet, washed-up seniors. You still have a chance. Two semesters, two chances to succeed. Maybe it’s not too late to get tapped for a senior society. That’ll fix everything.

Dark denims or linen pants

The effects of lowered testosterone levels on future consulting club executive boards and Tridelt-Hall relations will be devastating. 

And suddenly, I was caught in the crossfire of a devious scheme.

These two bodacious blonde bombshells and this bitchy gay boy? We're a package deal. Now let us into your All-White Party!

All this time I told myself that I go to the gym as a habit of health — but I was wrong, Ma. I have been deceitful to you, but how could you understand why? Because the thing about beauty is that it’s only beautiful outside of itself.

Also, Amelia called you fat at APES late night

Local man does not keep his word. More at 5.

Yesterday, Twitter CEO Elon Musk (W CAS ’97) voiced his support for former President Trump’s (W ’68) tirade against the current scandal engulfing President Joe Biden.

We gotta give them something, guys