I didn’t believe it until it happened to me. I’d always assumed that there was some biological difference between men and women that made it impossible for a man to pass behind a woman without putting his hand on her lower back.
In addition to its rustic charm, the beloved blackboard has also been praised for its bold and unyielding simplicity.
I didn’t believe it until it happened to me. I’d always assumed that there was some biological difference between men and women that made it impossible for a man to pass behind a woman without putting his hand on her lower back.
"So basically," explained Braden, "I'm baby."
In addition to its rustic charm, the beloved blackboard has also been praised for its bold and unyielding simplicity.
Luckily, the noticing of his shadow coincided with Intern Day at his summer gig. Every year on Intern Day, the mayor comes in to mentor the new batch of interns, while hopefully not dropping them in the process.
Imagine if we could pop in to ARCH and grab a delicious cheeseburger on our way to class. Maybe an Animal-Style 4-by-4 if we're feeling hungry, or a protein-style grilled cheese for the calorie-conscious.
"We do not believe that Wax's opinions exceed our threshold for racist beliefs held and expressed publicly by faculty," the Administration stated.
Current U.S. President Donald Trump and tenured Penn Law Professor Amy Wax are neck-and-neck in their years long battle for most shameful public figure associated with the University of Pennsylvania.
“Hear me out,” President Gutmann started in a recent trustee meeting. “Free bee implants for every student who enters CAPS."
"Under President Gutmann's leadership, Penn has really fallen on hard times. We've become the laughing stock of the world," stated Rapinoe.
Guess who’s laughing now? Certainly not my third grade classmates who made fun of me for my inability to tell time.
“It only took a few hours for the cravings to really set in,” Perales recounted, a pained look on his face. “I knew I needed a Farmer’s Daughter in my belly, ASAP.”
“Students aren’t motivated enough,” Henry Williams Chief Officer of Campus Activity said. “I see them out here wasting time all day long. Well you know what? Time’s up. No more leisurely strolls. No more catching up with friends. This world is a rat race. In a few years, you’re going to have a mortgage to pay off, so run, don’t walk, to that Bain Info Session."
"It’d be awful if I had to find validation in something other than some arbitrary test score from a soulless, money-grubbing corporation.”
Everyone is confused when they go to the Cinemark and remember that there is, for whatever reason, a bar inside of it.
"This marks a new chapter in relations between our two great institutions."
According to sources close to McMillan, he has also forsaken kindness, self-respect, and basic human decency since leaving the Social Ivy.
I think God gave us toes not because we need them, but because they’re nice to look at.
People have been clamoring for pictures of my feet for decades. Ever since 1998, my feet have been my best quality, hands down.
They found rock-hard evidence.
These schools only exist to confuse Penn students who are just trying to sign into their Xfinity on Campus accounts.
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