According to the company’s website, “each paying participant recruits two further participants, with returns being given to early participants using money contributed by later ones."

Many found the theme, announced Wednesday night, of “Moms that bake, Daddy’s that bring home the bacon” to be both a loss for the female gender and also incredibly pre-professional.

His other favorite attractions include “boutique coffee shops” from Powelton Village to Center City to Queen Village.

I'm flexible with whatever compromise you come up with (as long as the PHL airport stays up and running on Saturday, March 2 and Sunday, March 10, 2019).

Reasons participants cited for experiencing trauma included seeing freshman year hookups, roommates, and former friends they’ve avoided eye contact with over the past few years.

Trash pickup is conveniently close, utilities are free, and pets are not only allowed but also included with the lease.

Penn students are known for being pretty lame in the grand scheme of things, so it’s absolutely shocking to see a certified skater boi show his face on campus.

Perhaps the most advanced feature of the new advising system is seamless integration with Pennintouch.

A new study from the University of Pennsylvania conclusively proves that I literally cannot stop tears from flowing down my cheeks.

Many believe that the bond between parent and child is sacred and foundational to our society. However, this sort of myopic, me-first viewpoint endangers the very bedrock of equality and justice.

He is literally my dream guy. You know, if he didn’t do all of those bad things, I guess.

Mr. Grant’s Papa energy is so strong that whenever I see him sitting down I have to actively fight the urge to sit on his lap and ask for a bedtime story.

“Technically, the first amendment supports me in that...” no, Braden. Do not bring the first amendment into your pants. Just chill out. 

Bryant believes that “all urban studies majors got accepted due to clerical errors.”

The hours are long, the work is thankless, and sometimes the morality isn't clear, but is being a mercenary really so different from consulting?

Witnesses report that the scarf began slowly inching its way up, enveloping her neck, then face, and soon her entire head. 

That sweet new body-bag you just got for Christmas was tossed into a HeavyDuty trash bag, driven out to the Main Line, and put in a donation bin. Try getting it now!

As you turned around to see which dumbass made such an inane statement, you saw Daniel with a confident smile plastered on his face. 

I now save all of the homework for my seven classes for the night it's due! And when I can't finish it all in 45 minutes, I tell myself it's because I'm naturally bad at math, and I will never be as good as the other engineers!

She managed to make her meal prepped food last only 1.5 hours after cooking it.