Turns out they were a group order of fakes in their own right. 

Magill responded to the findings via IG story: "We are so back."

My lightweight rowing team also, suspiciously, is all white. Any group of 5 that I create out of them has no Chinese people in it at all.

 Fellow explorer of the unchartered territories of Path@Penn, if you find this, please tell my friends and family that I love them.  And please tell the professor that I am unable to drop the class, as I am dead.  

He’s just a man to me. I always wondered why I looked Wasian despite having a white dad. Well now I know, this fool failed the test.

Beep boop beep boop.

These freshmen just come to their Quaker Day, see a mirage of colors, grab the first bandana they see, and get straight to the felonies.

Gay !

Internships are seasonal, art is forever.

There's a lot of stuff you don't know about me.

An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.

#3 may shock you. 

Flipping drivers “the bird” is an overused and overly-aggressive defense to avoid getting hit by a car. Here are some nicer alternatives to properly communicate with Philadelphia’s finest automobile operators:

How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.

AND that bitch from my history class invited my situationship to formal. Everything. Is. Ruined.

Heaven looks a lot like Facebook marketplace

They're the new kids in town. 

None of these words were in The Bible. 

Next thing you know, you're transferring out of Wharton and into the School of Working Makeshift Iron Blast Furnaces on the College Green.

Having Halal Food Won't Absolve You of Your Sins