I tend to assume the worst in women and I tend to be right. She’s “depressed?” Yeah, that’s code word for disinterested. She has other friends. Yeah, more like men. She’s 'gay'? Yeah, more happy without you.
Hopefully, this guide can ease some of the internship uncertainty – possibly with the help of a few risqué LinkedIn messages.
I tend to assume the worst in women and I tend to be right. She’s “depressed?” Yeah, that’s code word for disinterested. She has other friends. Yeah, more like men. She’s 'gay'? Yeah, more happy without you.
The brothers, sisters, and siblings sought to address the low BMIs and high protein powder intakes of their members. You can guess which problem each house is afflicted with.
Hopefully, this guide can ease some of the internship uncertainty – possibly with the help of a few risqué LinkedIn messages.
What you never hear these medicated girls say is, “It’s time to eat a little Something Something!”
I showered today. I’m wearing clothes that have been washed within the past five business days. Where is my praise?
UPDATE: Pencil FOUND under a chair in the Moelis Reading Room. Police and Allied Security patrolling the area. You may resume normal activity.
Freshmen of the future, I’m coming for you.
The majority of what you heard about this writing publication is true: half of us are gay, half of us are going into consulting, all of us are an NYC 8 at least.
These fearless students waded through the swampy waters of Modules and Files to track down an odd little Excel sheet named “GradingRubricFINALDRAFT2.xlsx”
You can’t blame their blabbering and the rainy weather forever
Did your mom send you three messages today that all say the same thing?
If someone reads this and knows what she uses please reach out & let me know ASAP.
“It’s just crazy how limited available housing is these days,” Davis said as she walked from her Chestnut apartment living room, past the guest bedroom, and into her master bedroom.
Det. Kreuger would like to note suspect was really chill and cool and fun.
Nothing screams Delta Delta Delta like a W88 for UGM-133 Trident II SLBM warhead!
The water there is just so clear. Almost, like a bottle of Voss, but not quite.
You begin to feel how one usually feels after a few drinks: socially and morally conscious about your racial identity.
Even Obama is gagging, diva.
We cry out and Penn Dining responds: "We hear you!"
Why are they sharing the lingering flavors of last night’s Commons meal on the bench right outside my window?
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