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Penn Dining Protests CupcaKke: 'Why Aren't Students This Excited About Our Food?'
April 12, 2018 at 6:11 am
While most students are confused as to why the All American Rejects have risen from the grave for this event, there was a greater upset when CupcaKke’s appearance was announced.
5 Reasons Why the Walmart Yodeling Kid Should be the Next Penn President
April 12, 2018 at 6:03 am
1. He’ll revive Club Penguin for Penn students.
Academic Advisor Caught off Guard by Mere Existence of Job
April 11, 2018 at 7:03 am
Sociology professor Vincent Kramer was having a relatively peaceful day until he received an email from a student regarding advanced registration. The student had addressed the professor as his “advisor,” a term foreign to the faculty member.
OP-ED: I'm All for Sex Positivity, but Please Don't Bang Your Man at 5 AM on a Tuesday
April 11, 2018 at 7:03 am
Penn Tour Group Has Already Become a Status Obsessed Hell
April 11, 2018 at 7:02 am
Biden Made a Low-Profile Visit to Campus Yesterday, Not That You’re Ever Going to Meet Him Anyway
April 11, 2018 at 6:58 am
OP-ED: Listen up, I’m a Hipster — I Own a Penn Dad Shirt
April 11, 2018 at 6:56 am
How to Explain to Your Parents That a 'Senior Society' Isn't a Commune of Retired Folks
April 11, 2018 at 6:55 am
Senior Who Paid $80 For A Despacito Fling Downtown Still Hasn't Paid Roommate Back For Toilet Paper
April 11, 2018 at 6:52 am
The Case Against Hand Sanitation Before Interviews
April 11, 2018 at 6:49 am
SPEC Hopelessly Confused as to Why Penn Still in Competition, as 'Cardi B Isn't a Throwback?'
April 10, 2018 at 5:47 pm
OP-ED: This Class May Just Be Your Foundational Requirement, but It's in My Major. Show Some Respect.
April 10, 2018 at 12:22 pm
Brilliant! Student Avoids Talking to People on Locust by Being Pushed to Class in a Stroller
April 10, 2018 at 12:21 pm
OP-ED: I Didn’t Care About Gentrification Until It Closed the Taco Bell
April 10, 2018 at 12:21 pm
OP-ED: Help! I Got My First Period in Class but Can’t Find the Nurse!
April 10, 2018 at 12:20 pm
Family of Five Settles Down in DRL Courtyard
April 10, 2018 at 12:19 pm
Penn Researchers Find that Pineapple Definitively Does Not Belong on Pizza
April 9, 2018 at 7:26 am
Wharton Junior Enters Van Pelt for the First Time
April 9, 2018 at 7:26 am
PennOutdoors Organizes an All-Expenses-Paid Trek to SHS
April 9, 2018 at 7:24 am