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Oh No! This Dance Group Forgot Their Feet at Home on the Night of the Big Show
February 1, 2018 at 1:00 pm
Junior Reminisces About 'Italian Food and Wine' Freshman Seminar While Sitting in Orgo II
January 31, 2018 at 8:45 pm
Freshman Girl Rejected from Frat by Boy Who Used Her for His Ratio During NSO
January 31, 2018 at 7:10 pm
OP-ED: Yeah I'm Pre-Law, But Only Because I Saw 'Legally Blonde' Once
January 31, 2018 at 5:30 pm
Newly Religious Student Doesn’t Do Cocaine on Shabbat
January 31, 2018 at 4:00 pm
Wow! Junior Who Clearly Hasn’t Done Readings Still Manages to Be Condescending in Seminar
January 31, 2018 at 2:30 pm
Secret Society Hires Formal Photographer
January 30, 2018 at 8:30 pm
4 Ways to Awkwardly Avoid Eye Contact with People You Made out with at Ken's Seafood BYO
January 30, 2018 at 6:15 pm
Local Student Sublets Mom's House
January 30, 2018 at 5:30 pm
REPORT: Congress Accomplished Slightly More Than Penn’s UA in 2017
January 30, 2018 at 4:00 pm
QUIZ: Do You Have Tinnitus or Is It Just a Frat Boy Screaming Outside Your Window in the Nighttime?
January 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm
Dept. of Treasury Confirms Penn Food Truck Industry is Only Thing Keeping Cash Currency in Circulation
January 30, 2018 at 1:00 pm
New Study Shows Banning Laptops in Recitation Leads Students To Zone Out Instead of Surfing the Web
January 29, 2018 at 2:41 am
Philanthropy! Sorority BYO Single-handedly Keeps Malaysian Restaurant in Business
January 29, 2018 at 2:39 am
M&T Junior Excited to Work at Startup That Will Eventually Usher Black Mirror Episodes Into Reality
January 29, 2018 at 2:36 am
This Junior Added a Class at the Registration Deadline Just to Feel Something
January 29, 2018 at 2:35 am
Sophomore Thinking About Law School, Medical School, Modeling, Art School, Deep Sea Plumbing
January 29, 2018 at 2:34 am
Amazing! Sophomore Managed to Run Through Every Embarrassing Moment in Her Life on Walk to 9 AM Spanish Class
January 29, 2018 at 2:33 am
Fake Quad Missile UPennAlert Sent Out, No One Cares
January 28, 2018 at 4:46 am
Shocking: This Senior Knows All the State Capitals in the United States but Has Never Taken SEPTA
January 28, 2018 at 4:44 am