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"Franzia is Bad," Declares Brave Freshman
November 18, 2017 at 10:39 am
Venmo to Replace “Remind” Button With “pay me back for the fucking Franzia, Daniel, it’s been two weeks”
November 18, 2017 at 10:38 am
Sophomore Collaborates on CIS Assignment, Now Facing Death Penalty
November 17, 2017 at 5:20 pm
Student 'Loves Penn's Urban Setting,' Has Not Left Campus in Two Months
November 17, 2017 at 12:32 pm
OP-ED: Joe Biden Is Obsessed With Me
November 17, 2017 at 12:18 pm
Student's Pre-Study Routine Takes Up Majority of Planned Studying Time
November 17, 2017 at 12:05 pm
Inspiring: This Student Deleted Tinder for Two Days to ‘Feel Closer to Nature’
November 16, 2017 at 11:39 pm
Cockroaches Protest Unlivable Dorm Conditions
November 16, 2017 at 11:32 pm
Global Warming Fanatics: How Do You Like Me Now?
November 16, 2017 at 2:49 pm
Student Skips Meeting for Extra Hour to Procrastinate on Homework
November 16, 2017 at 12:20 pm
Penn Researchers: We Can Now Definitively Say Dinosaurs Liked Cuddling
November 16, 2017 at 12:08 pm
Fraternity Brother Brings Cousin to Date Night
November 16, 2017 at 12:00 pm
BREAKING: Penn Dining Introduces Flavored Food
November 16, 2017 at 1:58 am
VIDEO: The Toothpaster
November 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm
This guy lost his toothbrush, so now he puts toothpaste on everything. Here is his story.
Girl Keeps Dollar Sign Nose Piercing in for Interview, Gets Goldman Position
November 15, 2017 at 2:07 pm
Lucy’s Definitive Spirit Animal Is a Giraffe but Not Because of Her Long Ass Neck
November 15, 2017 at 2:03 pm
New Study Finds That Students Who Put Up Virtual Fireplaces in GSRs are Less Productive
November 15, 2017 at 1:51 pm
Amazing: This Senior Is Taking Eight Advanced CIS Courses AND Has a 0.4 GPA
November 15, 2017 at 11:50 am