What a Mmmm Mmmm yummy meal I had.

Penn has set its sights on the most obvious hurdle impeding a green future – oboe players.

It really is time for break -- time to be free of finals, to be away from your failed situationship, to have a bedroom to yourself, and for the only thing that really matters: quality me-time. 

Finally! A comprehensive list of places where one can scream in and be at peace.

Witnesses say the suspect was last seen waddling past the library security desk.

 I miss the enlightened and sincere demeanor you presented with before this interschool minor!

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First step, enema.

Danse, dance, dAAAAAAAANCE! 

I think it’s your nose, maybe your chin. It's like someone overlayed every white girls' face. 

Spoiler: It's not what you think!

Despite his decidedly insufferable characteristics, I must concede that this kid fucking dripsssss.

I realize I am damned to this narrative.

I do not like commons green eggs and ham. I do not like this, Maya I am.

It's so worth it! It really does smell a little different on everyone.

Nothing is truly ever as it seems, yet everything acts in accordance to what you do. Therefore, extend your love to me!

And hey, it’s not like Philly is going to do anything about it. One resident close to the demolished shelter said, “This place kinda sucks” when I asked her how she felt about Penn’s most recent expansion.

Jersey? Hannah is going to OWN a house with a yard? And she is a manager at Super Cuts in Cherry Hill?

This ruined the would-be event of the year for empty-nesters who now have nothing better to look forward to than amateur a cappella.

The critically acclaimed creep show You has a fifth season set in the most perilous, abstract, iridescent slice of paradise: United By Blue (Coffee (Inc(.))).