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WARNING: Locust Walk Traffic Now 90% Dance Troupe
November 1, 2017 at 9:04 am
This Guy's Squad Dressed Up as Event Observers for Halloween to Get into Every Single Party on Campus
October 31, 2017 at 4:47 pm
OP-ED: Don't Be a Cat for Halloween If You're Not a Furry
October 31, 2017 at 3:42 am
Parents: You Don’t Love Your Child Unless You Bought One of These Lacquerware Giraffes During Parents' Weekend
October 31, 2017 at 3:37 am
Guy Who Didn’t Do The Readings Just “Piggybacking Off Your Point There”
October 31, 2017 at 3:33 am
Wharton Students Can Now Book Tables at Starbucks Under Commons
October 31, 2017 at 3:22 am
Genius: Engineering Student Develops Pumpkin Spice Juul Flavor
October 31, 2017 at 3:21 am
Freshman Confused That Halloween Hasn’t Happened Yet
October 31, 2017 at 3:02 am
Amazon@Penn Sees 5000% Increase in Adult Onesie Returns
October 30, 2017 at 9:33 pm
VIDEO: Spicy Bowl Challenge
October 30, 2017 at 2:56 pm
Penn's spiciest publication takes on Penn's spiciest bowl.
“Ugh, Tinder is Too Addictive. I had to Delete It,” Says 21-Year-Old Alcoholic
October 29, 2017 at 7:13 pm
Groundbreaking: Wharton Sophomore Believes that the Market Overvalues Penn Dining Swipes
October 29, 2017 at 4:05 pm
QUIZ: Hey! Are You Going Out?
October 29, 2017 at 12:08 pm
Here's What Penn Crushes Would Look Like If It Didn't Reject Submissions
October 29, 2017 at 11:40 am
How to Avoid Meaningful Friendships by Posing as an Exchange Student—And Get Away With It
October 29, 2017 at 11:35 am
Christianity Win! Students Given Free Mini Copies of the New Testament on Locust Actually Converted
October 29, 2017 at 11:22 am
Heartwarming! Penn Tells Vitriolic Preachers to Stay Away From Prospective Applicants
October 29, 2017 at 11:14 am
Inspiring: Family buys Every Ticket for Daughter’s A Capella Group Performance
October 28, 2017 at 2:43 pm
Amy Gutmann Lambasts Cyberbullying in Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club
October 27, 2017 at 11:35 pm
50-Year-Old Man Uses Penn Crushes to Catfish Freshman
October 27, 2017 at 11:32 pm