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Amazing! Penn Professor Discovers That Sine-Squared Is a Parabola
October 18, 2017 at 12:21 am
I’m a Recruiter For a Large Corporation. Let’s Drink Coffee Until Our Eyes Twitch
October 18, 2017 at 12:21 am
VIDEO: Bad OCR Interviews
October 17, 2017 at 9:27 am
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Guest Columnist | I'm Bored of Ranting to My Facebook Friends, So I'll Do It Here Instead
October 17, 2017 at 5:25 am
Selfless Student Fails Random Classes’ Midterms to Improve their Curves
October 17, 2017 at 5:24 am
Kid Beats the System; Drinks Alone in His Room
October 17, 2017 at 5:18 am
Frat Bartender Busted for Serving Freshmen Dirt-Cheap Rum When They Asked for Dirt-Cheap Vodka
October 17, 2017 at 5:12 am
Senior Discovers UTB Is Actually Satire
October 17, 2017 at 5:10 am
Roommate Too Busy to Wash Dishes but Still Has Time to Fuck That Guy 2.5 Times a Day
October 17, 2017 at 5:10 am
Study: Students Can Triple Their Amount of Sleep by Sleeping Instead of Complaining About Lack of Sleep
October 17, 2017 at 5:05 am
Ouch: This Freshman Stepped on the Compass and Then a Grand Piano Fell on Him
October 16, 2017 at 3:08 am
5 Fun On-Campus Activities to Help You Forget the Uncertainty and Despair Enveloping You
October 15, 2017 at 11:43 pm
Hill Room 507 Named in Honor of Stingy Donor
October 15, 2017 at 11:31 pm
Wharton Genius Buys Every Basketball Jersey in Philly for Halloween
October 15, 2017 at 1:56 pm
The War on Halloween: Students Protest Administration's Scheduling of Halloween on a Tuesday
October 15, 2017 at 1:25 pm
"This Is a Shoes off Room," Declares Freshman Unaware of the Bodily Fluids Covering His Walls and Floor
October 15, 2017 at 10:53 am
Report: Penn Student Walking Down Locust in Yale Sweatshirt Either Really Smart or Really, Really Stupid
October 15, 2017 at 10:12 am
Philomathean Society Communicates Via Messenger Pigeons Instead of GroupMe
October 15, 2017 at 9:56 am
The Five Kinds of Frat Bouncers
October 14, 2017 at 3:52 pm
Thank God! This A Cappella Group Just Released "Teaser" Photos for Their New Album
October 14, 2017 at 1:44 pm