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Breaking: Freshman Realizes He's Been Sitting on Toilet Wrong His Whole Life
October 18, 2017 at 11:59 pm
Heroic Student Buys a Meal Plan to Help Fund New Wharton Building
October 18, 2017 at 11:16 pm
Embarrassing: Student Accidentally Calls Professor Mom
October 18, 2017 at 3:48 pm
Report: Student Doesn't Miss Family Dog at All
October 18, 2017 at 3:38 pm
6 Signs Your Resume Is Actually a Cry for Help
October 18, 2017 at 12:26 am
Bathroom Review: Amy Gutmann's House
October 18, 2017 at 12:26 am
Amazing! Penn Professor Discovers That Sine-Squared Is a Parabola
October 18, 2017 at 12:21 am
I’m a Recruiter For a Large Corporation. Let’s Drink Coffee Until Our Eyes Twitch
October 18, 2017 at 12:21 am
VIDEO: Bad OCR Interviews
October 17, 2017 at 9:27 am
If you know anyone looking for an internship, this position is probably still open.
Guest Columnist | I'm Bored of Ranting to My Facebook Friends, So I'll Do It Here Instead
October 17, 2017 at 5:25 am
Selfless Student Fails Random Classes’ Midterms to Improve their Curves
October 17, 2017 at 5:24 am
Kid Beats the System; Drinks Alone in His Room
October 17, 2017 at 5:18 am
Frat Bartender Busted for Serving Freshmen Dirt-Cheap Rum When They Asked for Dirt-Cheap Vodka
October 17, 2017 at 5:12 am
Senior Discovers UTB Is Actually Satire
October 17, 2017 at 5:10 am
Roommate Too Busy to Wash Dishes but Still Has Time to Fuck That Guy 2.5 Times a Day
October 17, 2017 at 5:10 am
Study: Students Can Triple Their Amount of Sleep by Sleeping Instead of Complaining About Lack of Sleep
October 17, 2017 at 5:05 am
Ouch: This Freshman Stepped on the Compass and Then a Grand Piano Fell on Him
October 16, 2017 at 3:08 am
5 Fun On-Campus Activities to Help You Forget the Uncertainty and Despair Enveloping You
October 15, 2017 at 11:43 pm
Hill Room 507 Named in Honor of Stingy Donor
October 15, 2017 at 11:31 pm
Wharton Genius Buys Every Basketball Jersey in Philly for Halloween
October 15, 2017 at 1:56 pm