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Rising Junior Going Through Google Form Withdrawal
June 8, 2017 at 4:29 pm
SPEC to Pay Students to Attend next Fling Concert
June 7, 2017 at 4:22 pm
BREAKING: Penn Students Have No Fucking Clue How Much Furniture Should Cost
June 6, 2017 at 3:48 pm
Study Shows Self-Worth Is Directly Linked to GroupMe Likes
June 5, 2017 at 4:36 pm
BREAKING: Gutmann to Pull Penn Out of The Ivy League, Is Open to Renegotiation
June 2, 2017 at 5:54 pm
Incoming Freshman Spends Hours Each Day Perfecting 'Penn Face' in Mirror
June 1, 2017 at 10:08 am
A Definitive Ranking of the Best Places to Get Starbucks on Campus
May 31, 2017 at 4:40 pm
Student Claiming to Work as “Summer Analyst” is Actually Just Washing Dishes
May 30, 2017 at 4:38 pm
Penn Diarrhea Club Protests Closure of Local Taco Bell
May 26, 2017 at 1:31 pm
Student Attempts to Sell Demonic Textbook on Free & For Sale
May 25, 2017 at 12:40 pm
Hill Is Finally Getting A/C! No One Cares That Gregory and Kings Court Aren't
May 24, 2017 at 3:38 pm
Apparently, Only 64.5% of Penn Students Hate the Dining Plan
May 23, 2017 at 5:11 pm
Junior Who Worked on Trump Campaign Disappointed That He Didn't Meet Russian Officials
May 22, 2017 at 5:49 pm
Embarrassing: The Entire Graduating Class Showed up in the Same Outfit
May 19, 2017 at 2:21 am
SWUG Graduates, Realizes She's Just Washed-Up Now
May 18, 2017 at 11:55 am
Nostalgic Alumnus Fondly Recounts Peeing on Ben on the Bench to Family
May 17, 2017 at 2:53 pm
Best Graduation Caps of 2017
May 16, 2017 at 12:26 pm
Penn Security Discovers Trump Hiding in Bushes During Alumni Weekend
May 15, 2017 at 1:13 pm
BREAKING: James Comey to Head Penn's Fight Against Off-Campus Organizations
May 10, 2017 at 3:42 pm
Slowest Penn Relays Runner Finally Crosses Finish Line
May 9, 2017 at 3:35 pm