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Dean Furda Attends Pool Party — First Step in Initiative to Make Administration Scenier
April 23, 2017 at 4:41 pm
Zedd Spotted Wandering Campus, Looking for Power Outlets to Charge His Computer
April 21, 2017 at 2:44 pm
Trump-mann Tweet of the Day
April 20, 2017 at 7:23 pm
MERT Devises New Fling Triage System
April 20, 2017 at 5:13 pm
On This Day in History: Benjamin Franklin Invents Smoking Weed, April 20th 1753
April 20, 2017 at 2:18 pm
How To Get Into Fling Events For Free Without Really Trying
April 20, 2017 at 1:36 pm
BREAKING: High School Senior Gets Into All 8 Ivies, Chooses Cornell
April 20, 2017 at 11:28 am
PSA: Check in With Your Employer Before 4/20
April 19, 2017 at 6:04 pm
Management 100 Student Sells Fling Wristbands For Profit
April 19, 2017 at 3:10 pm
Twas the Night Before Fling: A Poem
April 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm
The US Corn Crop Crushes Penn Admissions in Yield Rate
April 19, 2017 at 12:47 pm
Trump-mann Tweet Of The Day
April 19, 2017 at 11:40 am
After Doing Taxes, Student Declares "Guess I'm Officially an Adult Now!" for the 6th Time This Semester
April 18, 2017 at 8:37 pm
Meet the Professor Who Teaches a 70-Year-Long Class Called 'Aging and Dying'
April 18, 2017 at 6:51 pm
Trump-mann Tweet of the Day
April 18, 2017 at 6:04 pm
These Joe's Ain't Loyal
April 18, 2017 at 3:23 pm
To Get Ready for Fling, This Freshman Hasn't Left Pottruck in Three Days
April 18, 2017 at 2:01 pm
Trump-mann Tweet of the Day
April 17, 2017 at 10:18 pm
Adam Grant Has Criticized Penn as 'Hyper-Competitive.' But He Won't Even Go on a Date With Me.
April 17, 2017 at 6:37 pm
Students Hold Candlelit Vigil in Support of FroGro
April 17, 2017 at 3:54 pm