Misogynist? This Male Professor Assigns Female Students Homework
We have to draw a line somewhere.
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Oh Gosh: Frat Boy Unsure Whether it’s Demeaning to say ‘Woman’
If you could spare a moment and explain everything ever to me, that’d be awesome.
Misogynist? This Male Professor Assigns Female Students Homework
We have to draw a line somewhere.
Woah! Guy Wearing Shirt with Garish, Unique Pattern
An abstract take on polkadot? A paisley messiah?
Oh Gosh: Frat Boy Unsure Whether it’s Demeaning to say ‘Woman’
If you could spare a moment and explain everything ever to me, that’d be awesome.
Mask and Wig to Accept Women, Only if They're Hot Though
Penn’s Mask and Wig Club, the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States, will welcome members of all genders for the 2022-2023 academic year, as long as they are physically attractive to current members.
Climate Week: Residential Halls Replace Toilet Paper With Sandpaper to See if Anyone Notices
Yes, it's good for the environment. Who needs beaches anyway?
Emotional! White Frat Boy From Connecticut Admits That He Resonates Deeply With Kendrick Lamar’s Hit Song “M.A.A.D. City”
"Lamar talks about growing up and seeing what gang life does to a person - one time, I saw a homeless man outside of the Whole Foods I go to everyday after practice for sushi."
OP-ED: They Should Replace Amy Gutmann With a White Guy
The Girlbosses have taken it too far. We need an intervention.
Student Secures Boyfriend to Connect Laptop to AirPennNet
It has since been revealed that Newark, set to graduate with a Bachelor's degree in Neuroscience next spring, has been using AirPennNet–Guest on her various tablets since NSO freshman year.
Facing Pressure from Divestment Activists, Penn Unveils Second Climate Week
It's no divesting from fossil fuels, but it's a pretty close second.
OP-ED: We Need a Moratorium on the Word “Neoliberal” Until I Figure Out What it Means
Maybe through defining that which isn’t neoliberal I can escape this mental prison.
Castle Brother Found Innocent by Jury of Other Castle Brothers
A carefully selected jury of the assailant's peers (bros) gathered around a courtroom (castle basement) to perform an objective and unbiased analysis of the night's events.
OP-ED: Frats Suck — Not Your Frat Though, Haha Noooo, You Guys Are Fine
Megan Striff-Cave
Monday, Sept. 27, 2021Mon, Sep 27, 2021
Yeah lol, all that stuff I was saying about frat bros employing violence as a mechanism to assert masculinity obviously doesn’t apply to your frat since your members happen to be my friends. Haha dw, you guys are chill.
Here’s Why I Endorsed My Pledgemaster for Management on LinkedIn
Needless to say, I was proper pledged and mastered.
Aw Shucks! Girl Next to You in Lecture Browsing Penn InTouch
She is free and you are not. What are you going to do?
REPORT: Kelly Writers' House Found to Be Even More Erotic Than Berlin Sex Clubs
Recent groundbreaking ethnographic research conducted by the Ginsburg Institute for the Amorous and Desirable has shown that the Kelly Writers’ House exudes more eroticism and sensuality than Berlin’s hottest sex clubs.
I Don't Have Poor Connection, My Phone is Just Sweaty
Juulius Caesar
Wednesday, Sept. 22, 2021Wed, Sep 22, 2021
What? What was that? Oh yeah, sorry. No, the service here is fine.
Op-Ed: &pizza is a Male-Dominated Space
Ashna Yakoob
Wednesday, Sept. 22, 2021Wed, Sep 22, 2021
Enough is enough. I think it’s finally time to address the gender relations within the setting society refers to as “&pizza.”
FUCK! Not Again! I Dropped Another Fully-Cooked Lasagna Behind the Fridge
Why is there a massive gap between the refrigerator and the back wall that is the perfect size of a lasagna?
PSA: Don't Leave Your Bag Unattended. I'm Rifling Through it Right Now.
I’m just an everyday guy trying to promote theft awareness on campus.
Queer King: My Roommate Just Came Out as 'Sapiosexual'
Juulius Caesar
Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2021Tue, Sep 21, 2021
Be sure to wish Cam a hearty congratulations for being queer AF!
