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Trump to Pass New Stimulants Package

NEWS | UTB Staff Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2020Tue, Dec 8, 2020

Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi were upset that this package was detracting publicity away from their months of hard work on the stimulus package, but then they both did a line of cocaine and felt a lot better!

















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Professor Plans to Give Exam Grade Back at Worst Possible Moment

NEWS | Julia Ellis Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2020Tue, Dec 1, 2020

What most people never realize is that professors actually plan out for weeks the exact moment to release grades in order to cause the most heartbreak possible. It’s not easy to release your failed exam grade minutes after the pass fail deadline closes, it takes hard work and dedication to the craft.