Wrestling in the Moelis Family Grand Reading Room
*scattered applause*
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Ghost Finders: David Rittenhouse Laboratory
UTB Sends in their Top-Rated Ghost Finder Team to DRL.
Wrestling in the Moelis Family Grand Reading Room
Joseph Elston
, Anab Aidid
, Pranay Vemulamada
, Ryan Norton
and Sam Hartman
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
*scattered applause*
MKTG 101 Students Buckle Down for a Group Project
Christina Piasecki
, Charlie Dolgenos
, Ryan Norton
and Shea Fergus
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
I'll just make a Google doc.
Ghost Finders: David Rittenhouse Laboratory
Joseph Elston
, Alden Hallak
, Pranay Vemulamada
and Sam Hartman
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
UTB Sends in their Top-Rated Ghost Finder Team to DRL.
Pool Party Man on the Street
UTB took to Pool Party to investigate why no one swims in the pool.
Inside the Mask and Wig Pitch Room
Seth Fein
, Elizabeth Beugg
, Sammy Gordon
, Elias Rappaport
, Arman Murphy
, Grace Ginsburg
, Christina Piasecki
, Joseph Elston
, Alden Hallak
and Rishika Sharma
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
The Mask and Wig Club, a private club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, founded in 1889, is the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States. Here is an inside look into the minds behind the production.
Formal Fail: Champagne and Shackled to a Radiator
Worst blind date I've ever been on.
Huge L: Student Flubs Every Locust Interaction on Way to Class
Charlie Sosnick
, Hughes Ransom
, Grace Ginsburg
, Christina Piasecki
and Anab Aidid
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
We're going to take Locust today. It's going to be fine.
Coffee Chat: Carson Kahoe on Why He's Breaking Up with His Girlfriend
UTB's resident bon-vivant Lauren Sorantino sat down with Carson Kahoe, the Director of Without a Net, for the third episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
UTB Cribs: Brad's Sexy Bachelor Pad on Locust
Yeah, uh, it's a tent.
Coffee Chat: Julia Bell on All the Things No One is Talking About
Alessandro Consuelos
, Lauren Sorantino
, Elizabeth Beugg
, Hughes Ransom
and Kelly Huang
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
UTB Reporter Lauren Sorantino sat down with Julia Bell from Bloomers for yet another episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
Meet the Student Whose Power Never Turned Back On
Hughes Ransom
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Backpack Full of Chili 3: Chili Full of Backpacks
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2020Wed, Jan 15, 2020
A cinematic masterpiece from UTB.
‘Rush is Just About Personality Fit!’ Says Rich Hot Friend
Aimee Brooks (W ’23), a freshman who hails from Chelsea, Manhattan and identifies as “old money,” is under the impression that this system is ultimately fair and unbiased.
Ranking Women by Susan’s Personal Opinion is Actually Feminist, Assures Pan-Hellenic
“Feminism is all about empowering Susan, as well as those that Susan deems worthy of empowerment,” said the head of Penn Pan-Hellenic. "I promise we haven't misunderstood the concept."
Professor Submits Final Grades Late, Now HE Loses Half a Letter Grade
Well, well, well, would you look at that: it’s syllabus policy revenge time.
Guest Column by Nation’s Jewish Mothers | My Kid Should Be on SNL
Last night at dinner, I was having my son Daniel reenact bits by my favorite stand-up comedians, and let me tell you: he was a riot. He performs them perfectly, just like Jerry Seinfeld. Daniel's grandmother and I could not stop laughing!
What’s at the Bottom of the Hill Dining Hall Peanut Butter?
But the time has come; the time for mankind to discover what lies at the bottom of the peanut butter tub.
OP-ED: Here’s Why I Need All 64 Outlets At This Airport Gate
Oh you want to know if I’ll give up any of the outlets I’m occupying? Well gosh, let me think about that. I certainly can’t unplug my space heater or my portable air conditioning, lest my body temperature stray from this equilibrium. I guess I could give up the plug for my massage chair, but it’s just not that comfortable when it’s just sitting in one place.
Sophomore Develops Nicotine Addiction in Preparation for Semester Abroad in Europe
There is nothing as handsome as a man with a cigarette. He might be showing early signs of lung cancer but he’s sure to have a hell of a time abroad.
Amy Gutmann Drops Lo-Fi Study Beats Playlist
“I know how stressful this time of year can be for students. Remember, I was a student myself! I had finals, too! I can relate. I’m a very relatable person,” she insists in the video's description.
