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Penn Announces Wasian Studies Major

NEWS | Ted Kwee-Bintoro
Wed, Nov 12, 2025

The major’s inaugural class would matriculate in Fall 2027, with students taking courses such as “MUSC 4673: Traditional Wasian Music from Laufey to Olivia Rodrigo” and “COMM 0180: How To Announce That You’re Wasian Without Being Annoying About It.”

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Penn Announces Wasian Studies Major

NEWS | Ted Kwee-Bintoro Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2025Wed, Nov 12, 2025

The major’s inaugural class would matriculate in Fall 2027, with students taking courses such as “MUSC 4673: Traditional Wasian Music from Laufey to Olivia Rodrigo” and “COMM 0180: How To Announce That You’re Wasian Without Being Annoying About It.”



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Breaking: Jeremy The Cockroach Killed In Tragic Quad Renovation Accident

NEWS | Harsh Bamalwa Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2025Tue, Oct 28, 2025

Ryan, a former Fisher resident, expressed his grief over Jeremy’s passing: “He’d swing by my room late at night with his buddies to say hi. He used to shit on the floor sometimes, which made me feel so validated cause I do that too. Jeremy was a real one… I’ll miss that little fucker with all my heart.”











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Breaking: Acme Shelves Empty After People Buy Groceries

NEWS | Charlotte Kemp Sunday, Oct. 5, 2025Sun, Oct 5, 2025

Acme Supermarket’s University City location was left devastated after an average flow of grocery shoppers on Wednesday afternoon. District Manager Kristen Lewis condemned what she called “an appalling display of greed,” citing customers who dared to purchase eggs, cereal, and even a single bag of spinach.