I know one thing will always be there for me: my culturally diverse but also culturally sensitive but also culturally accommodating Grommons frozen meal exchange section. 

I had to look up what "poverty" was in the dictionary. I wad appalled when I read the definition. 

I don't think it helped that I was meowing instead of speaking... 

If you're going to talk in the quiet car at least make it about something cool like insider trading. 

What happens when they do inevitably write the complete works of Shakespeare?

We’ll miss you, you crazy kid

Beth from Bainbridge street is so valid.

Who needs a Penn card when you have a credit card?!!

There is a lot at stake in this upcoming election. Our democracy is on the ballot, and so is your right for me not to fill your lungs with more metal than a vape.

please

Nobody said “no diddy.” It was bad.  

Although the portrait of the Meiklejohns can be offputting, UTB assures you that they’re pretty chill once you get to know them. 

This little guy's been with her through thick and thin. And, he has the scars to prove it: a small tear from years of loving hugs, a scratched glass-eye from falling out the car window on a family road-trip, and now, a crusty patch of fur from Amanda’s recent situationship.

They will tell their bouncer to kindly inform all attendees that a “special guest” may be showing up.

This is not the first time this has happened to me, and I’m not longer shocked and appalled by it.

Under the Button would like to distance itself from any alleged associations with the Daily Pennsylvanian at this time.

Why tf are acronyms so difficult at Penn??   

Eat, drink, and be merry!

The idea has received 'glowing' reviews.

My Bubbe always told me to reach for the stars.