When the Starbucks on 34th and Chestnut streets announced that it would close in early December, nearby Penn Law students were shaken to their core.
As a part of a special promotion for the Thanksgiving holiday, the University of Pennsylvania Bookstore has unveiled its new Wharton-branded, 25 lb. frozen turkey.
Starved of validation for the first time in her life, she’s beginning to wonder how much she really deserves to be at Penn.
“My girlfriend,” Jones confided, “really needs to talk to me about something. I love hearing what she has to say!”
Really, you just need to put yourself out there. Try new things! As long as you can keep your 4.0, the world’s your oyster.
Having absolutely no way to go about coming up with the additional beds, the University determined that drastic action had to be taken.
“Just walking through the gym doors has been a PR, so I’m satisfied,” he said, between puffs of oxygen.
Question is, did you fill out the Google Form asking you which shirt you’d buy?
The regularly scheduled demonic ritual was interrupted by a visibly inebriated freshman.
Louisa Ferman (E ‘22, W ‘22) walked into OIDD 101 this Tuesday with her creative juices already flowing.
Gutmann will “take a sharpie, trace her hand shape onto a mirror, and just keep high fiving it until the glass breaks.”
"Just wait until I bust out John Locke’s social contract theory after Uncle Jeffrey tries to argue about illegal immigration."
The urgent listing comes after the group was forced to sing on multiple occasions in performance without any additional musical instruments.
Gentle pranks, kind-hearted jabs, and the occasional backstabbing is all considered par-for-the-course when it comes to living with a complete stranger.
Around 10 p.m. last night, Jack went to the bathroom — the one that looks a little fancy from the outside but has the same stank as the bathrooms in Pottruck.
A thorough investigation of Moore was recently conducted, following him on a few of his outings in order to finally discover his whereabouts.
Someone call Tim Gunn!
"After I read that problem about the Pigouvian tax, I knew I was done for."
Kylie Ortega was feeling drowsy as she headed home from class yesterday afternoon.
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