Opinion
OP-ED: I Demand That The Class Board Provide a Boneless Hey Day Hat
April 26, 2018 at 6:46 am
OP-ED: Purgatory Is the Time Between 'Assignment Created' and 'Assignment Graded'
April 24, 2018 at 8:14 am
OP-ED: Hi, I Went to Your High School and Everything on the Internet Is True
April 24, 2018 at 8:14 am
Lonely Student Wishes Someone Would Try Making Lunch Plans With Them on Locust
April 23, 2018 at 4:39 pm
You know, I’ve tried to be sympathetic. I really have.
OP-ED: How Bad Would It Be If I Just Didn't Submit Any of These Assignments?
April 23, 2018 at 8:16 am
OP-ED: I Wear My Hair Up Because It's Trendy and Also Because I Haven't Washed It in a Week
April 22, 2018 at 11:50 am
OP-ED: I'm In the College But I'm Transferring To Wharton And It Was Totally Unplanned
April 22, 2018 at 11:06 am
OP-ED: Come to My Workshop! I Promise You'll Learn Stuff and Immediately Forget It an Hour Later
April 22, 2018 at 11:04 am
OP-ED: I Went to Trader Joe’s and Did Not Get Killed by an Angry Mom Looking for the Ripest Tomatoes
April 21, 2018 at 10:19 am
What Being Searched Leaving Van Pelt Taught Me About Walking Around With a Pound of Weed in My Bag
April 20, 2018 at 2:54 am
There’s both a short and a long way to share my tale and the lessons it imparted on me. The short way is as follows: why go to Van Pelt with a pound of weed in your bag? Go home and smoke your weed.
OP-ED: My Name is Molly, I’m a Virgin, and I’m Sick of People Saying They Did Me During Fling
April 19, 2018 at 5:20 am
OP-ED: The Penn Quaker Is the Ultimate Furry
April 19, 2018 at 5:15 am
OP-ED: I Went The Whole Fling Weekend Without Hearing 'Body.' Here's My Story.
April 17, 2018 at 9:56 am
An Open Letter to Amy Gutmann: Why the Fuck Is Your Skin So Perfect?
April 16, 2018 at 2:32 pm
There are images of you from long ago in which you look decades older than you currently do. Is that a result of proper exfoliation and skin-toning, or plastic surgery
What I Learned From Struggling My First Year at Penn and Literally Every Year After That
April 15, 2018 at 10:55 am
If there’s one thing that’s harder than struggling after your first year, it’s struggling many more times your second, third, fourth, and if you failed CIS160, your fifth years at Penn.
OP-ED: Franklin’s Table Was My Idea, And I'm Not Ashamed to Admit It
April 15, 2018 at 9:52 am
5 Reasons Why the Walmart Yodeling Kid Should be the Next Penn President
April 12, 2018 at 6:03 am
1. He’ll revive Club Penguin for Penn students.
OP-ED: I'm All for Sex Positivity, but Please Don't Bang Your Man at 5 AM on a Tuesday
April 11, 2018 at 7:03 am