Opinion
OP-ED: I Waited 8 Minutes for a Latte at Pret—Now I Understand Oppression
May 3, 2018 at 1:04 pm
"I politely coughed, to alert the baristas to my impatience, and they didn’t even look up. It pierced me to my core."
OP-ED: Fellow Dwellers of Van Pelt, I Was Scratching My Nose, Not Railing Vyvanse
April 28, 2018 at 11:48 pm
OP-ED: Roommate Used Three Bottles of My Argan Oil Conditioner But Venmo Charged Me $0.45 For an Aleve
April 27, 2018 at 11:55 pm
OP-ED: If We Had More Reading Days, Maybe More Penn Students Would Know How To Read
April 26, 2018 at 7:09 am
OP-ED: I Demand That The Class Board Provide a Boneless Hey Day Hat
April 26, 2018 at 6:46 am
OP-ED: Purgatory Is the Time Between 'Assignment Created' and 'Assignment Graded'
April 24, 2018 at 8:14 am
OP-ED: Hi, I Went to Your High School and Everything on the Internet Is True
April 24, 2018 at 8:14 am
Lonely Student Wishes Someone Would Try Making Lunch Plans With Them on Locust
April 23, 2018 at 4:39 pm
You know, I’ve tried to be sympathetic. I really have.
OP-ED: How Bad Would It Be If I Just Didn't Submit Any of These Assignments?
April 23, 2018 at 8:16 am
OP-ED: I Wear My Hair Up Because It's Trendy and Also Because I Haven't Washed It in a Week
April 22, 2018 at 11:50 am
OP-ED: I'm In the College But I'm Transferring To Wharton And It Was Totally Unplanned
April 22, 2018 at 11:06 am
OP-ED: Come to My Workshop! I Promise You'll Learn Stuff and Immediately Forget It an Hour Later
April 22, 2018 at 11:04 am
OP-ED: I Went to Trader Joe’s and Did Not Get Killed by an Angry Mom Looking for the Ripest Tomatoes
April 21, 2018 at 10:19 am
What Being Searched Leaving Van Pelt Taught Me About Walking Around With a Pound of Weed in My Bag
April 20, 2018 at 2:54 am
There’s both a short and a long way to share my tale and the lessons it imparted on me. The short way is as follows: why go to Van Pelt with a pound of weed in your bag? Go home and smoke your weed.
OP-ED: My Name is Molly, I’m a Virgin, and I’m Sick of People Saying They Did Me During Fling
April 19, 2018 at 5:20 am
OP-ED: The Penn Quaker Is the Ultimate Furry
April 19, 2018 at 5:15 am
OP-ED: I Went The Whole Fling Weekend Without Hearing 'Body.' Here's My Story.
April 17, 2018 at 9:56 am
An Open Letter to Amy Gutmann: Why the Fuck Is Your Skin So Perfect?
April 16, 2018 at 2:32 pm
There are images of you from long ago in which you look decades older than you currently do. Is that a result of proper exfoliation and skin-toning, or plastic surgery